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Ok…now, on with the blog…

Goodlawdhammercy!  Speaking of Amy, this broad got ratted out by her Blake incarcerated and a camcorder.  Check out this [*can't think of any godly names*] in crack form:

[*and Flavor Flav says...*] WOOOOOOOOW!  And what trips me out is that majority of the media is going soft on her because she got a grammy and she’s on crack.  Now if it was a “brotha” who won a grammy and was on crack (i.e. “hmm…BOBBY BROWN”), the media would have pounced on that fool.

(*sigh*)

Anyways, I’m not at work today, but I’m still gonna give y’all 15 minutes.  This past weekend, I moved into another place, and lifting furniture is NOT a fun thing. My legs didn’t think so either, so we all (my legs and I) decided to not go into work today.  Well…on with my main topic:

Niggras who still bust a sag. What in the 1.5 decade ago hell is still going on? I promise.  I was at the gas station the other night (filling out signature loans just to get gas) and these dudes came out of this SUV waddling.  I just SMH.  I saw the bottom of their boxers involuntarily.  How in 2 hells can you effectively walk up to a woman and get her to go with you?  Unfortunately…(*sigh*)…I saw it happen.  These broads were open.  I stopped SMH and I just SAT (Shead A Tear).  Then I heard one of the girls say her name (which wasn’t a resume name).  At that point, I just left.  Too much blacktivity for me.  Well…that’s my 15 minutes.

Holla

Tomorrow: Resume names.