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A Cot Dang Shame. I swear…I’ma go to Congress and tell them to make it law for idiots to fill out applications and turn in resumes before producing a child.  All that second hand smoke…SMH.  And these are the kids who grow up and become the Lil Waynes and Bobby Browns of the world. “Come over here nigga and get next to yo momma so I can put this pic on my damn myspace page.”

Ok…now, on with the blog…

Ok…so I was gonna talk about bad parenting today, but I’m not.  Instead, I start my mini-series on Black People vs. Niggas.  I don’t know how many “episodes” are gonna be in this series, but I’ma just speak on it until I feel that we can all gain an understanding on the difference.

(*white people, this is for your education*)

Priorities (my subtitle).  See…black people and niggas tend to grow up together as kids.  A black person would be on the school bus ride home, sitting near the middle of the bus, smiling and staring at the “A” he/she received.  A Nigga (on the same school bus) would come from the back of the bus, spot out the black person staring oh so happily at his/her “A” paper, snatches it, balls it up, throws it at the black person and call him/her a nerd and/or other censored words. In this situation, you can safely say that niggas invented hating.

Another example: A black person would come home from college, and a nigga would call him a sellout (and other choice words).  In the same conversation the nigga would be like, “yeah nigga, I’m handlin bidness.  I’m staying out of jail and ish and trying to stack my paper, na’mean.” A black person would say in his mind, “isn’t that what you’re suppose to do?”

Niggas don’t have bank accounts, hence the stacks of “paper” with rubberbands. Niggas have $4000 rims on a $1500 car, and a $300/month rent bill that they don’t think about paying.  Niggas don’t wear belts, and if they do, it’s just there for decoration.

I’m not done on this, but my time is up for today…I’ll finish this portion up tomorrow.  Meanwhile, here’s a niggarous video:

My favorite quote from this video: “instead of dealing with my priorities, I just buy a bag of weed” SMH.