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20th Century Fox giving away our tax dollars to create this monumental foolery. Sweet negligent father! Gabby Union’s career must be managed by the makers of Sharmin, because she is cleaning up on these sh*tty roles. Cot dang! I’m not a betting man, but if I was, I would place my life’s savings on the fact that Meet Dave is going to be a colossal FLOP in the box office. Hell, I don’t even think UPN would pick this joint up as a movie night feature. Fox should’ve just handed Eddie the money directly so he can pay that child support and stack up on KY for Johnny.
Ok…now, on with the blog…
Sheeeww….that pic along has exhausted my efforts to bring you a quality post today. At any rate, let me briefly talk about interviews. (if this becomes a series, I’ll let you know…I’m not gonna jump the gun this time…lol).
Now, last month, I was about to go into an interview. This young whipper-snapper came in with cornrows, a long tee, some Dickies (belt, but still saggin tremendously), and some Air Force Ones (without laces). His resume was slightly crumbled up. I mean this dude looked as green as the residue from his cubic zirconia studs in his ears. To make matters worse for this fella, his name was Deyonte, but since he likes to mumble when he talks, I thought his name was Deion. Anyway, he was ahead of me.
As for me, I had a fresh fade, opted to not wear my studs, collar shirt, tie, slacks, Stacy Adams, etc. Had my resume in my folder. Needless to say, I was ready.
Well, dude comes out, and the interviewer called me in. With a slight bit of confidence, I walked in. (*fast forwards*). I come out pissed. Why? Because I was OVER QUALIFIED!!! So as I burned with anger, with my bachelor’s degree, and still currently underpaid job to return to, I see Deyonte a week later at the job I applied for.
Now, somebody tell me…if I apply for these jobs and they keep saying I’m either under qualified or lack experience, then what am I suppose to do? Hell…my 15 minutes is up. Now I must return to my severely underpaid, yet overworked job.
Lawd I have been there too.. just makes you want to dummy it up just to get a decent job. What the hell is over qualified anyway?? Does PG&E or the water company understand when the bill is due that you are “over” qualified to afford it?? Iono…sounds like you got had with nepotism for real son!
I have a better one…You have to stomach three long interviews. They throw all these analytical situations as you and etc. You answer all of them to the point that they say they’re impressed with you, blah, blah blah. But then at the end days, “Well, I just don’t see you in this position. I see you in the other department.”
ORLY?! WELL POINT ME TO THAT BISH AND TELL THEM TO HIRE ME! I mean seriously, does it take 3 entire interviews to come to that conclusions? Jerks *goes to woo sah cuz this post just brought back bs memories*
This has never happened to me…prooooobably because I dont have a bachelors degree (yet) and I’m still pretty young. They expect me to f-up..only to find out I’m gonna own the company one day lol..Youth is a beautiful thing lol