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Yo…speaking of Flavor Flav, I’m going to devote my time and energy to…yep…copying and pasting. I didn’t want to alter the article. I will give credit to Bossip.com, and Complex mag for this joint. And here is the shenanigans in its entirety:

Complex: Where did you lose your virginity?

Flavor Flav: Where did I lose my virginity? I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box.

Complex: Really?

Flavor Flav: Yea, in the bushes on a box. A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes.

Complex: How uh…when was this?

Flavor Flav: This was when I was real, real, real, real, young.

Complex: Like elementary school? Or middle school?

Flavor Flav: Nah, I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.

Complex: Really?

Flavor Flav: Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.

Complex: I respect that. Early start my man.

Flavor Flav: That’s right early start and guess what and I have a great finish right now. [Laughs] Yessir

SMH. First of all, why did the interviewer take it there? I respect that (a 6 year old losing his virginity)? Early start my man? *sigh* I will boycott Complex for that statement alone. Bafoons! Jesus be a chasity belt for these women with 500 ft of Flavor Flav.