15
Aug
08

Season 2 – Episode 5: Freestyle Friday (8/15/08)

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Ok…now, on with the blog…

For the last time, let me hit y’all up on how the format is gonna go this season:

  • Mondays = Monolog Mondaywhere I will talk about experiences from my point of view, mixed with humor.
  • Tuesdays = Real Talk Tuesday(self explanatory)
  • Wednesdays = Wild Wednesdaywhere I will talk about off the wall stupid and shameful topics
  • Thursdays = Tribute or Throwback Thursday - where I will be posting videos and articles about that artist(s) or about great people who passed away.
  • Fridays = Freestyle Fridaywhere I will attempt to do a wrap-up of the week in rap form

So, with that being said, let’s get this Freestyle Friday crackin…

Eh em…before I start, shout out to A.Red for making me do this. I’m still praying for you and your fam during this difficult time. Whaddup Wifee? Whaddup ALSmith? Anybody else I forgot…my bad. Aight, let’s get into it.

Back with Season 2 on 15 Minute Break/
Let’s have a moment of silence….ok/
Had to pay homage to The Mac and Hayes/
Gone too soon, but have to say “Thanks”/
and that’s how I started Monolog Monday/
The Olympics had me proud of the A/
US of A that is, props to Mike Phelps/
but when I bought it up, I couldn’t get help/
a co-sign or an Amen, or something/
cus A.Red and Wifee didn’t see nothing/ (lol)
and Real Talk Tuesday was sponsored by mess/
in a tutu girdle, same size as Shrek/
I love Raven, even if she’s 200/
pounds, you worked hard. You don’t owe me nothing/
Wild Wednesday…(*sigh*)…DMX/
I’m like, “What jail you gonna be in next?”/
It’s like he’s a homeless person, atleast in his mind/
at the intersection of life, all he need is a sign/
On Thursday, I packed the Throwback for a Tribute/
I was mad, but Larry King’s Special wasn’t the issue/
I was mad because Bernie was a black comedy king/
and CNN beat out TVOne and BET/
That’s a dang shame, but the tribute show was great/
and this Freestyle brings me to Friday/
So enjoy the weekend, without a shadow of doubt/
and like Tyra’s forehead without bangs, I’m OUT…peace


3 Responses to “Season 2 – Episode 5: Freestyle Friday (8/15/08)”


  1. 1 Raider_wifee
    August 15, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    FTFOROFLMBAO!!!!! Sweet Minty Fraggle Rock Rap… to term a phrase from my daughter.. That Go!! Thanks for the shout outs and let me know when you throw this to a beat and put it on Youtube! LOL!! Have a fabulous weekend!!

  2. August 15, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    Proshate the shouts out… I do enjoy a good one..

    Meanwhile, I can appreciate it if you wouldn’t try to get my ass fired over here on my 15 MINUTE BREAK!! That was HILARIOUS. Do you love Raven even if she’s 200lbs? I know she appreciates that!!

  3. August 20, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    Dead, dead, and more dead at Tyra’s bangs! *howling*

    *Standing Ovation*

    GREAT JOB JT!!!! Aren’t you just a ball of talent? Now give me some so I can slap all those weather jack asses in the face with some! SMDH

    And thanks for the shout outs and prayers. I means a lot!:-)


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